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- Available: NO! GO AWAY BEFORE SAM EATS YOU

- Age: Sixteen.

- Annoyance: About everything. I'M ANNOYED BY ALOT OF THINGS.

- Allergic: Bees and stupid people.

- Animal: Tiger

- Actor: ROBERT ENGLUND!!!!

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- Beer: I will try it when I turn 21. DRUNKEN BLAZIE!

- Birthday/Birthplace: December 28/Akron, Ohio

- Best Friends: Mike and LaTisca. Us three have been friends since we were in first grade.

- Body Part on opposite sex: DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO ANSWER THAT

- Best Feeling?: Being in love. It feels like your entire body has fallen asleep and it's so tingly. THAT MAY HAVE BEEN THE ROOFIES THOUGH

- Blind or Deaf: I'm deaf in one ear. Thanks to Dad and his loud music. My Dad is also deaf in one ear. Maybe it's genetic?

- Best weather: Summer weather when it's not that hot or not that chilly.

- Been in Love: I've been in love with about a billion men. Only one has been in love with me. That man is Sam.

- Been bitched out?: All the time. By my own mother.

- Been on stage?: YESH. I danced to that song 'American Woman' XD

- Believe in yourself?: IT IS HARD

- Believe in life on other planets: Yes. But I don't believe in the green skin, three fingered probing ones.

- Believe in miracles: YES

- Believe in Magic: Sometimes.

- Believe in God: Yes I do.

- Believe in Satan: Yes I do.

- Believe in Santa: Santa is a perverted man!

- Believe in ghosts/spirits: I believe in spirits, but not ghosts.

- Believe in Evolution: Yes. I CAME FROM A MONKEY THAT FUCKED AN IGUANA!!

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- Clothing Style: Holy. and not the clothes that you wear to church. No. Clothes that are FILLED WITH HOLES.

- Car: I don't have one. It's called walking. But Sam has a dark green Malibu.

- Candy: CANDY!!!! I like peppermint candys.

- Color: Purple

- Cried in school: It's an every day thing.

- Chocolate/Vanilla: CHOCOLATEEEEE!!! Sometimes Chocolate is greater than Men.

- Chinese/Mexican food: NEITHER

- Cake or pie: CAKE!

- Countries to visit: I BARELY GET OUT OF KENT!!!!

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- Day or Night: Night. I like the dark.

- Dream vehicle: Dark Purple Lamborghini. With light purple flames and dark purple neon on the bottom. IT BE A BARNEY CAR

- Danced: I used to be in a dance class. I dance whenever I am alone. Sam 'dances' with me too. If you count humping me dancing.

- Dance in the rain?: I'M DANCING AND SINGING IN THE RAAAAIIIN!

- Dance in the middle of the street?: *Gets hit by car*

- Do the splits?: MAH LEG!

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- Eggs: NO GTFO

- Eyes: Emerald Green

- Ever failed a class?: MATH

F
- First crush: It was in third grade... Thomas Kafeides!

- Full name: Rachel Mae Elizabeth Missy Jane Richards

- First thoughts waking up: "Can I go back to bed?"

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- Greatest Fear: Heights, spiders and... octopuses... long story.

- Giver or taker: Take.

- Gum: Solstice 5 please.

- Get along with your parents?: If you don't get along with my Dad, you'll have a black eye.

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- Hair Color: Red-brown

- Height: 5'3"

- Happy: Rarely

- Holidays: Christmas.

- How do you want to die: Either stabbed in the heart or in my sleep where I won't feel anything.

- Health freak?: NO. My boyfriend is though. Mr. Run and Jog. But don't give Sam food. You'd never get your hands back.

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- Ice Cream: MINT

- Instrument: I PLAY GUITAR HERO. I CAN'T PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE THAT PLAYS THAT GAME.

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- Jewelry: I like to wear bracelets and necklaces that ain't fancy.

K
- Kids: I WANT A BOY AND A GIRL. I WILL NAME THEM MARIA AND ROY

- Kickboxing or karate: I wanna learn Kickboxing so I can beat up Sam for once.


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- Longest Car Ride: Kent, Ohio to FUCKING KENTUCKY. WE DIDN'T GET KFC WHEN WE WENT THERE. I AM MAD

- Letter: R. It's a pirate letter.

- Laughed so hard you cried: Whenever my Dad tries to accomplish something physical. "DAD STOP JUMPING ON THE BED. IT'S A WATER BED, IT'S GONNA POP."

- Love at first sight: It happened with Sam.

- Love: SAM

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- Milk flavor: 2%

- Movie: NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET SERIES

- Mooned anyone?: NO! I DON'T WANNA GET RAPED

- Marriage: I HOPE TO MARRY SAM

- Motion sickness?: No. But if you're with my Grandma, you will get sick of cigarette smoke.

- McD's or BK: I like Mikky D's Chicken Selects. BK's chicken fries get nasty after a while. I LIKE ARBY'S CHEESE STICKS!

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- Number of Siblings: My younger brother Andrew.

- Number of Piercing: NONE. I AM SCARED OF NEEDLES.

- Number: 7. THERE ARE SEVEN DRAGONBALLS

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- One wish: TO HAVE UNLIMITED MONEYS

- One phobia: Spiders

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- Place you’d like to live: WITH SAM. SAM'S PARENTS ARE NICE AND HIS BROTHER'S IN JUVIE WHERE HE WON'T BOTHER ME.

- Pepsi/Coke: PEPSI PLEASE

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- Quail: WHAT? That's the tiny little bird that Dick Cheney was hunting right? And shot his friend's face?

- Questionnaires: GTFO STOP WITH THESE MEANINGLESS QUESTIONS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!

R
- Reason to cry: WHEN EVER YOU GODDAMN PLEASE.

- Roll your tongue in a circle?: YES. BUT NOT RIGHT NOW SAM IS WATCHING. HE WILL WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

S
- Song: Fireflies by Owl City. I AM LISTENING TO IT NOW. BTW, THANK YOU DENNIS FOR GETTING ME ADDICTED TO IT. Dennis is my future brother-in-law. lol.

- Shoe size: Nine

- Sushi: EW

- Skipped school: I never have. People catch me.

- Slept outside: Yes. It is not fun when you're with your family. I hope to go camping with Sam again though. WE WILL SLEEP IN THE SAME TENT

- Seen a dead body?: I saw may Grandmother's at her funeral.

- Smoked?: No. But will like to try.

- Shower daily?: Every school day. During the weekend if I'm not doing anything that day I don't.

- Sing well?: I DON'T SING GOOD, BUT I SING ANYWAY

- Swear?: ALL THE GODDAMNED FUCKING TIME

- Stuffed Animals?: I still collect Tiger plushies.

- Single/Group dates: Single. Double dating makes you feel like an ass.

- Strawberries/Blueberries: BLUBBERY MUFFIN?

- Scientists need to invent: Smart men.

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- Time for bed: WHENEVER I GODDAMN FEEL LIKE IT

- Thunderstorms: Don't care

- Touch your tongue to your nose?: The bottom of mah nose.

U
- Unpredictable: I am a random person.

- Under the influence?: Of stupid men. Like Sam. He tells me to do something. I WILL

- Understanding?: NO!

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- Vegetable you hate: I hate all veggies but Carrots and celery

- Vegetable you love: Carrots and celery

- Vacation spot: IN MAH ROOM

- Vampire or Werewolf?: WEREWOLF. I wanna be like Jacob. Those werewolves are BADASS!

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- Weakness: Call me Demon Child and I will crawl in the fetal position and cry. Long story thanks to people who thought I was a demon. My lower back, neck and shoulder blade are weak and ticklish. HINT HINT SAM.

- When you grow up: I WILL TAKE CARE OF CHILDREN IN A DAY CARE. FEAR ME

- Who makes you laugh the most: My father. He can be such a dummy, but I love him.

- Worst feeling: WHEN SOMEONE BREAKS UP WITH YOU.

- Wanted to be a model?: NO. I ARE FAT

- Where do we go when we die: Heaven or Hell. Wherever God sends you.

- Worst weather: HOTTER THAN HELL

- Walk with a book on your head?: No. That shit gets you beat up in school

- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: Mike. He's like me with a penis.

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- X-Rays: Never had one.

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-Year it is now: 2009

-Yellow: Only Sam, Mike and my family will get this... YELLOW!!!!!!!! D:<

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- Zoo animal: TIGER

- Zodiac sign: Capricorn! A MERGOAT!